The devil has snuck up on me and so I feel I must warn everyone so they will see the warning signs before it is too late.
The devil is encased in a little metallic box with an antennae on the back. It has several pretty blinking lights. It goes by the name of Linksys Wireless-G Print Server. Avoid this at all costs!!!
I was lured in by this demon through promises of being able to print documents without having to directly hook my computer up to the printer. I was mesmerized by the thought of working on my laptop at the kitchen table and not have to run to the basement to print something. I was not deterred by the high cost of the product, because it was going to work miracles for me. I, however, was deceived. After many many many hours trying to install the device, the devil damned my Internet modem to Hell. My modem's lights went dark and there was little hope of returning it to a time when it's green lights shone brightly. Not only had the devil taken the life out of my modem, it had also lowered me to a level of cursing and yelling.
Our household has been in this state for almost two months now, but today the modem and I overcame the devil by finally speaking to an angel (for 3 hours) in technical support who actually knew what she was doing and did not speak in tongues. I believe the 4 people I had previously spoken with may have had a pact with this devil, but, alas, I can not be certain.
This angel in technical support led me down the path to understanding and my modem (and I) now see the green neon light shining. It is truly a miracle! I can now sit at my kitchen table and print a document in my basement.
Too bad I have nothing to print right now.
1 comment:
This is hilarious! Remind me, why didn't you get a degree in English? I'm glad good overcame evil and you banished the Devil back to where it came from! (I'm assuming that's Best Buy, right?)
Now if I understand the plotline of LOST, this means that you will soon be knocked up.
Yeah, more nephews!!
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